Zoned, so zoned...

[tabaqui]

So, after i got the Monstrous Bebe off to her last day of school, came home and...went back to bed. Until almost twelve-thirty. And then i got up and got the Bebe plus a friend and brought them home, and then went to the post office and got Bebe and friend some horrible drive-through food 'cause cooking for anyone sucks but cooking for somebody else's kid REALLY sucks.
Then, Bebe goes off with her friend and the house is deadly silent. And Cat lays down so he can recover from the dentist. And i write like a mad thing so i can finish the next chapter of 'Changes' and get it off to my beta FAST, so she won't hate me.
And now...I'm just all zoned and weird and...wondering where the hell the Bebe is, 'cause should it take this long to drive to Iberia? Grrrr...
Anyway.
I'm in a weird space.
Will probably work on the next installment of 'Credence' tonight, and might even post tonight.
But i also need to do dishes and vacuuming, so who knows.
Plus - nearly-summer! So the house is warm and muggy and ick.
*sigh*
What a whiner i'm being! Heh.
I like this 'changes' chapter, though. Sorta kinda. It might actually suck - i'm holding off on another read-through until my head is clearer.
*ponders*
Perhaps more lemonade.
Or perhaps i should actully STAND UP. Heh.
Plus, almost NONE of the journals i'm following are updating just lately, and i'm all paranoid and jonesin'!
*update!!!*
And i need a new icon and i want SPIKE (knew it'd be like crack) but...can't force myself to troll for photos. Maybe a screen-cap off my lone 'Buffy' season DVD.
Hrmmm.... :)

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ach! Little one, I feel your pain! I send you healing rays from the power of my mind...*waves mystically* You know, it's probably that Disworld slash thing you wanted to write that's bothering you...oh? Wasn't that you?*evol chuckle*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

o.O

Please say it aint so!

Dare I ask who in the Discworld is being threatened with a good slashing? Personally I never thought Corporal Carrot was a straight as he always appeared... And as for Nobby? Well, the less said about that the better.

Just please tell me it isn't Death or Rincewind, or Death/Rincewind cos... ew!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Nobby!!!!*gasp* the mind reels...Vetinari/Vimes is a surprisingly workable pair, and Carrot, well. He's Carrot after all. There'd be lines of volunteers.
Rincewind and anybody is pretty ew...Wait, Rincewind ,Nobby, a desert isle...hmmmm.

[tabaqui]

*gibber*
People!! Stoppit!
I'm sure there's some nice, retired Seamstress who would be perfectly happy to have a Nobby Nobbs.
Heh.
*ahem*
Right. More lemonade?
*skitters off to the kitchen*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

First we'd have to determine just *what* Nobby is...

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

...and why he likes dressing up in drag so much. ;o)

[tabaqui]

*snarf*
Wasn't that kinda sorta determined at some point?
Hee.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I just can't make my mind think of any kind of sex in relation to Vetinari. I just think he'd see it as too demeaning and personal. Though he does like poetry... ;o)

And what did Rincewind ever do to deserve such a fate? Personally, I'm going to wait for someone to slash the Librarian... ::snicker::

[tabaqui]

Oh dear gods.
I think mostly Vetinari would try and pencil it in, and then, you know, he'd just...INTIMIDATE his partner into and orgasm.
I think Vetinari would be the KING of dirty talk. In a very...clean way.
Heh.
Try this.
http://discfanfic.tripod.com/

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

Okay, I went, I looked, I giggled insanely and I then had to leave. I can't do it. I cannot read Discworld slash, even though the summaries looked interesting. I am spoiled by Spander. The only other fandom I read is HP Sirius/Remus and that's because it's the OTP of a dear friend, and I promised my beta services when she finally types up her hundreds of fics. ::whimper::

[tabaqui]

Oh, you'll be back!
Trust me. It will Suck. You. In.
Hah.
I'm a Snape/Harry 'shipper, myself.
*is dreamy-eyed*
Ssssnape...
:)
Even wrote an HP fic. Whoot!

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm going to wait for someone to slash the Librarian...

Followed my access logs back here, saw this and just had to say ahem.

[tabaqui]

OH dear gods.
*falls of chair*
That is...that is...WHOOT!
You slay me. In a really nice way.

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Then my work here is done.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

And now I have to go bleach my brain. Thank you.

::wanders off giggling insanely::

[tabaqui]

BWAhahahhhaha
I've read some good Discworld stuff. Vimes/Vetinari IS good.
Dunno 'bout the rest... Nanny Og's cat (name will NOT come) in human form and...almost anybody. Heh.
No, no Rincewind.
I saw a Vetinari/Death one somewhere...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Grebo and...Spike.*Basks in the thought, then buries it deep*

[tabaqui]

Greebo!!!
Yes!
I want it. Damnit!
Somebody do it!!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Greebo. (Yeah, okay, I had to flick through the first few pages of Maskerade to find it.)

An HP slash fan asked me who he was because someone had slashed him with Prof. McGonagall. LOL! It works for me. Kitty love!

I guess if you screw with Death you really do get boned. ::snerk::

[tabaqui]

Dude, no! NOt the puns!
Heee.
Ah ah - THIS:
http://debchan.com/misc/theory.html
Freakin' hilarious.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Oh gods. Oh merciful gods. That was... I need to rinse out my brain. Possibly I need to scour my eyeballs. ::still choking on laughter::

That was priceless!

[tabaqui]

Debchan KICKS ASS.
She's linked off of Te's site. I lurve her.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*Flails tiny arms* I must have a button! "Screw with death, you get boned!" Lol!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I wanna see that button!

[tabaqui]

You are one eeevol, evvvol chica.
*i feel the power of your mystical healing t-rex paws*
*basks*
:)