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Okay, to celebrate that, I wrote this!
Hee.
All-dialouge fic - my first!
Enjoy!
"Xander, what in hell are you doing?"
"Looking for my flashlight."
...
"I know I told you it was okay to use toys - that I like toys - but do you really think your Maglite is -"
"Spike! I need it 'cause I...lost something."
...
"What, exactly, did you lose?"
"Nothing important..."
...*rattle*...
"Xander, did you lose the keys to the cuffs?"
"Hey! It's not my fault they're so teeny-tiny! And - you're the one who was all 'Sod it, pet, just get over here!'"
"So in the throes of passion you couldn't have just tossed them on the dresser?"
"I thought I did toss them on the dresser! I mean, I thought I heard them clink on the mirror but maybe they clinked on something else..."
...*rattle*...
"What else could they have 'clinked' on? Love?"
"Well...the window..."
...*RATTLE*...
"Xan, pet - you know I'm not...mad. But - the party is starting in half an hour."
"I know!"
"And there's gonna be presents..."
"I know, Spike!"
"And that cake, with the rum in it? And...the rum -"
"I know, Spike - I know! I just think - the keys went out the window, is all. I'll just have to go -"
"Out the window? We're seventeen stories up. They could be anywhere!"
...*RATTLE RATTLE*...
"Well I'm sorry! You're the one that wanted demon-proof handcuffs! Said it would make it more fun if you really were helpless!"
"I know -! Look, pet, it's all right."
...*creak*...
"I'm...sorry, Spike. I - I know you were really looking forward to the party... I'll figure something out."
"Xan, love - c'mere. Just - hug on me a minute, right?"
...*creak*...*rattle*...
"Now listen, pet. The party's a great thing and don't think I'm not - completely gobsmacked that your friends are doin' this. But - most important is you, love. That you're here with me. After all the mess and the misery, you're right here. That's better than a hundred parties."
...*sniffle*...
"Yeah?"
"Course, love."
"Love you."
"Love you, too. Don't fret, now."
...*kisses*...*creak*...
"Mmm.... Xan - oh do that again.... Mmmm...yeah..."
"Love how you taste...your skin..."
"Ah! God - pet..."
...*rattle*...
"I think - I'm just gonna...slide right down on you..."
"Yeah - fuck -"
...*rattle*...
"And just...go...real slow...like this..."
"Xander! God, just - oh, fuck - oh!"
"You did say toys... Wouldn't be fair if you couldn't feel - ah! - how good it is to be so...fucking full and...stretched...oh, fuck yeah..."
"Love - god - please, please - just, there - ah!"
...*giggle*...
"Yeah, it turns on... Fuck, I can feel that too..."
...*buzz*...
...*small shriek*...
"Too high?"
"N-noooo....it's just....fucking right - god - fuck -!"
"Yeah...fuck..."
...*creak...rattle...creak...buzz*...
...*knock knock*...
"Bloody - hell - don't you dare fucking - stop!"
"No fucking - way - god -!"
...*CREAK CREAK RATTLE BUZZZZ RATTLE!*...
...*knock knock*...
"Can't they - oooh god - hear us?"
"Fuck - Xander - god, yes! Yes!"
...
"Well, they heard that-"
"The whole hotel heard that, Spike."
"Please, love - please - just -"
"Yeah - fuck yeah - oh - now -"
"Yeah - now - god - ahhh!"
"Oooh - Spike!"
...*creak...creak...rattle...pant...pant*...
"Are you done in there?"
"Jesus Christ."
"Nah, just the bloody King of Piss-poor Timing. Angel! You wanker - sod off!"
...
"Are you sure? I found something of yours..."
...*clink*...
"How in bloody hell -"
"Who cares? I'm coming!"
"Again? Good god... Oh."
...*cough*...
"You’ve got the keys?"
...
"You're...naked."
"Always am under my clothes. Keys?"
"Uh - I uh - yeah, I -"
"Are you starin' at my Xander? Are you, you miserable poof?"
"Shut up, Spike."
...*shriek*...
"Buffy!"
"Hey - uh - oh my god, is that -"
"That's a - joke. Ha ha. Novelty items are so funny -"
"It's fuchsia."
...*mumble*...
"What?"
"I said, it only comes in this and yellow and I just couldn't take yellow. It was really putting me off bananas."
...
"Yeah, I can - uh -"
"Deadboy, what's wrong with your head?"
"My head? N-nothing. It's just -"
"It's a key. You have a dent the shape of a key in your forehead!"
"Ha! At least he found a use for that great lump of stone!"
"Shut up, Spike!"
"Make me, you wanker!"
...*Rattle*...
"Xander!"
"Oh, Christ. Willow, hey!"
"How many people are you gonna let see you naked, pet!"
"At least I got the keys!"
"Hey, the Tower of Power!"
...
"Tara?"
....
"Party's on in five, guys, and this Slayer needs - needs lots of rum punch."
"Lord, so do I. And aspirin."
"Right. I guess I'll just get dressed -"
"Finally!"
"Tara, why don't we -"
"Right, right. Party! Bye!"
"Bye!"
...*slam*...
"Jesus. This party had better be good, 'cause -"
"Course it'll be good, pet. Presents!"
...*rattle*...
"Now how 'bout you unlock these and then -"
"Then we can take a shower. You know - the Tower is...waterproof."
"Oooh. Happy Anniversary, love."
...*kisses*...
"Happy Anniversary, Spike. Love you."
"Love you too, pet. Always."
"Always."
Hee.
All-dialouge fic - my first!
Enjoy!
"Xander, what in hell are you doing?"
"Looking for my flashlight."
...
"I know I told you it was okay to use toys - that I like toys - but do you really think your Maglite is -"
"Spike! I need it 'cause I...lost something."
...
"What, exactly, did you lose?"
"Nothing important..."
...*rattle*...
"Xander, did you lose the keys to the cuffs?"
"Hey! It's not my fault they're so teeny-tiny! And - you're the one who was all 'Sod it, pet, just get over here!'"
"So in the throes of passion you couldn't have just tossed them on the dresser?"
"I thought I did toss them on the dresser! I mean, I thought I heard them clink on the mirror but maybe they clinked on something else..."
...*rattle*...
"What else could they have 'clinked' on? Love?"
"Well...the window..."
...*RATTLE*...
"Xan, pet - you know I'm not...mad. But - the party is starting in half an hour."
"I know!"
"And there's gonna be presents..."
"I know, Spike!"
"And that cake, with the rum in it? And...the rum -"
"I know, Spike - I know! I just think - the keys went out the window, is all. I'll just have to go -"
"Out the window? We're seventeen stories up. They could be anywhere!"
...*RATTLE RATTLE*...
"Well I'm sorry! You're the one that wanted demon-proof handcuffs! Said it would make it more fun if you really were helpless!"
"I know -! Look, pet, it's all right."
...*creak*...
"I'm...sorry, Spike. I - I know you were really looking forward to the party... I'll figure something out."
"Xan, love - c'mere. Just - hug on me a minute, right?"
...*creak*...*rattle*...
"Now listen, pet. The party's a great thing and don't think I'm not - completely gobsmacked that your friends are doin' this. But - most important is you, love. That you're here with me. After all the mess and the misery, you're right here. That's better than a hundred parties."
...*sniffle*...
"Yeah?"
"Course, love."
"Love you."
"Love you, too. Don't fret, now."
...*kisses*...*creak*...
"Mmm.... Xan - oh do that again.... Mmmm...yeah..."
"Love how you taste...your skin..."
"Ah! God - pet..."
...*rattle*...
"I think - I'm just gonna...slide right down on you..."
"Yeah - fuck -"
...*rattle*...
"And just...go...real slow...like this..."
"Xander! God, just - oh, fuck - oh!"
"You did say toys... Wouldn't be fair if you couldn't feel - ah! - how good it is to be so...fucking full and...stretched...oh, fuck yeah..."
"Love - god - please, please - just, there - ah!"
...*giggle*...
"Yeah, it turns on... Fuck, I can feel that too..."
...*buzz*...
...*small shriek*...
"Too high?"
"N-noooo....it's just....fucking right - god - fuck -!"
"Yeah...fuck..."
...*creak...rattle...creak...buzz*...
...*knock knock*...
"Bloody - hell - don't you dare fucking - stop!"
"No fucking - way - god -!"
...*CREAK CREAK RATTLE BUZZZZ RATTLE!*...
...*knock knock*...
"Can't they - oooh god - hear us?"
"Fuck - Xander - god, yes! Yes!"
...
"Well, they heard that-"
"The whole hotel heard that, Spike."
"Please, love - please - just -"
"Yeah - fuck yeah - oh - now -"
"Yeah - now - god - ahhh!"
"Oooh - Spike!"
...*creak...creak...rattle...pant...pant*...
"Are you done in there?"
"Jesus Christ."
"Nah, just the bloody King of Piss-poor Timing. Angel! You wanker - sod off!"
...
"Are you sure? I found something of yours..."
...*clink*...
"How in bloody hell -"
"Who cares? I'm coming!"
"Again? Good god... Oh."
...*cough*...
"You’ve got the keys?"
...
"You're...naked."
"Always am under my clothes. Keys?"
"Uh - I uh - yeah, I -"
"Are you starin' at my Xander? Are you, you miserable poof?"
"Shut up, Spike."
...*shriek*...
"Buffy!"
"Hey - uh - oh my god, is that -"
"That's a - joke. Ha ha. Novelty items are so funny -"
"It's fuchsia."
...*mumble*...
"What?"
"I said, it only comes in this and yellow and I just couldn't take yellow. It was really putting me off bananas."
...
"Yeah, I can - uh -"
"Deadboy, what's wrong with your head?"
"My head? N-nothing. It's just -"
"It's a key. You have a dent the shape of a key in your forehead!"
"Ha! At least he found a use for that great lump of stone!"
"Shut up, Spike!"
"Make me, you wanker!"
...*Rattle*...
"Xander!"
"Oh, Christ. Willow, hey!"
"How many people are you gonna let see you naked, pet!"
"At least I got the keys!"
"Hey, the Tower of Power!"
...
"Tara?"
....
"Party's on in five, guys, and this Slayer needs - needs lots of rum punch."
"Lord, so do I. And aspirin."
"Right. I guess I'll just get dressed -"
"Finally!"
"Tara, why don't we -"
"Right, right. Party! Bye!"
"Bye!"
...*slam*...
"Jesus. This party had better be good, 'cause -"
"Course it'll be good, pet. Presents!"
...*rattle*...
"Now how 'bout you unlock these and then -"
"Then we can take a shower. You know - the Tower is...waterproof."
"Oooh. Happy Anniversary, love."
...*kisses*...
"Happy Anniversary, Spike. Love you."
"Love you too, pet. Always."
"Always."
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It was kind of strange - had to keep stopping myself from getting descriptive!
Hehe.
Glad you liked!
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The Tower of Power??!!
Hilarious.
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
Just had to do it, and just HAD to make Xander kinda nonchalant about the whole nudity thing.
Spike is rubbing off on him!
*whoot!*
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Something wrong, sweetie?
*pets you*
Hope it's all better now...
Glad you liked!
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Thanks!
It was so hard not to DESCRIBE anything!!!
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*hugs*
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:)
*hugs back*
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I've put you on my friends list, hope thats ok!
keep writing! =)
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Okay - i'm glad to hear that!
:)
Sure, be my friend!