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Oookay... Too many eps to go one by one. We just watched...Salvage. I think. Spoilers for season four following right here!!
Okay, whatever was in Cordy was just born and i gotta tell ya - watching the i.q. of all the characters drop and drop has been - so fucking annoying! Jayzus! There were so many times when they could have said 'wait, Cordelia is acting weird!' or whatever. Lame.
And, let's see...Gwen! She's too cool. I like her. Pity she never gets to come back and hang with Gunn! Okay, maybe she does but - i doubt it.
And Lilah! Cracking in the end and almost admiting she loved Wes - and Wes doing the same! I'm still in lurve with Connor but - even a sex-addled 18 year old isn't *that* stupid!
And why oh why, when Angelus is being a smarmy, potty-mouthed 'evol' guy *and he always makes me roll my eyes, he's so whiney and goofy* does everybody get all jacked up? He's deliberately saying things to make them twitch and instead of being smart and ignoring it or saying something actually *witty* back - or, fuck, keeping him tranked... Wes and Gunn have a fistfight. Please. *Lame*!!
Hrmmm...what else... Oh! Yes. Angel being all 'i can't make up for what Angelus did...' Uh, no, you can't, and you don't actually have to, since *you* didn't actually do it! Sheesh. So tired of that spiel.
Gunn, stop being defective and buck up. You're not stupid, but the way you're acting, you might as well have nothing but muscle between your ears. Wes, you look scrumptious all tortured and scruffy but for fuck's sake, man - deal and move on! Fred - you can't have it both ways. You can't want Gunn, *and* Wes, *and* be jealous of Gwen, *and* be pissed at Gunn *and* be pissed at Wes for Lilah.
Lilah...you tasty little monster, you. :)
Connor! Stop thinking with your dick. Jayzus. Didn't Cordy *smell* funny or *anything*??
Lorne - stay green! We love ya, babe.
Cordelia - good gods. Stupid Big Bad Evol, to the nth degree. *sigh*
*kicks ME a lot*
I also wanted to do the Shakespeare meme. Seen everywhere. My favorite play has always been Romeo and Juliet - i read it dozens of times in seventh grade and dreamed up different endings whereby Mercutio lived and so did the young, dumb couple. Heh.
Mercutio was always my favorite, and despite the tragedy of it all, the humor of this play is my favorite part. So here follows a bit of snark between Romeo and Mercutio, and then Mercutio and the Nurse.
ROMEO
Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast
not there for the goose.
MERCUTIO
I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
ROMEO
Nay, good goose, bite not.
MERCUTIO
Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most
sharp sauce.
ROMEO
And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?
MERCUTIO
O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an
inch narrow to an ell broad!
ROMEO
I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added
to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.
MERCUTIO
Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?
now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art
thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:
for this drivelling love is like a great natural,
that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.
ROMEO
Here's goodly gear!
Enter Nurse and PETER
MERCUTIO
A sail, a sail!
BENVOLIO
Two, two; a shirt and a smock.
Nurse
Peter!
PETER
Anon!
Nurse
My fan, Peter.
MERCUTIO
Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
fairer face.
Nurse
God ye good morrow, gentlemen.
MERCUTIO
God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.
Nurse
Is it good den?
MERCUTIO
'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
dial is now upon the prick of noon.
Nurse
Out upon you! what a man are you!
ROMEO
One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
mar.
Nurse
By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
may find the young Romeo?
ROMEO
I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
you have found him than he was when you sought him:
I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.
Nurse
You say well.
MERCUTIO
Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
wisely, wisely.
Nurse
if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
you.
BENVOLIO
She will indite him to some supper.
MERCUTIO
A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!
ROMEO
What hast thou found?
MERCUTIO
No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,
that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.
Sings
An old hare hoar,
And an old hare hoar,
Is very good meat in lent
But a hare that is hoar
Is too much for a score,
When it hoars ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
to dinner, thither.
Maybe it's seeing those scenes live, but it's wonderful, funny, and the slasy *!* energy between Romeo and Mercutio is lovely.
ETA: For those of you who'd love to read a twist on this tale, try Tanith Lee's 'Sung in Shadow'. A gorgeous re-telling with many twists and slashy overtones.
Okay, whatever was in Cordy was just born and i gotta tell ya - watching the i.q. of all the characters drop and drop has been - so fucking annoying! Jayzus! There were so many times when they could have said 'wait, Cordelia is acting weird!' or whatever. Lame.
And, let's see...Gwen! She's too cool. I like her. Pity she never gets to come back and hang with Gunn! Okay, maybe she does but - i doubt it.
And Lilah! Cracking in the end and almost admiting she loved Wes - and Wes doing the same! I'm still in lurve with Connor but - even a sex-addled 18 year old isn't *that* stupid!
And why oh why, when Angelus is being a smarmy, potty-mouthed 'evol' guy *and he always makes me roll my eyes, he's so whiney and goofy* does everybody get all jacked up? He's deliberately saying things to make them twitch and instead of being smart and ignoring it or saying something actually *witty* back - or, fuck, keeping him tranked... Wes and Gunn have a fistfight. Please. *Lame*!!
Hrmmm...what else... Oh! Yes. Angel being all 'i can't make up for what Angelus did...' Uh, no, you can't, and you don't actually have to, since *you* didn't actually do it! Sheesh. So tired of that spiel.
Gunn, stop being defective and buck up. You're not stupid, but the way you're acting, you might as well have nothing but muscle between your ears. Wes, you look scrumptious all tortured and scruffy but for fuck's sake, man - deal and move on! Fred - you can't have it both ways. You can't want Gunn, *and* Wes, *and* be jealous of Gwen, *and* be pissed at Gunn *and* be pissed at Wes for Lilah.
Lilah...you tasty little monster, you. :)
Connor! Stop thinking with your dick. Jayzus. Didn't Cordy *smell* funny or *anything*??
Lorne - stay green! We love ya, babe.
Cordelia - good gods. Stupid Big Bad Evol, to the nth degree. *sigh*
*kicks ME a lot*
I also wanted to do the Shakespeare meme. Seen everywhere. My favorite play has always been Romeo and Juliet - i read it dozens of times in seventh grade and dreamed up different endings whereby Mercutio lived and so did the young, dumb couple. Heh.
Mercutio was always my favorite, and despite the tragedy of it all, the humor of this play is my favorite part. So here follows a bit of snark between Romeo and Mercutio, and then Mercutio and the Nurse.
ROMEO
Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast
not there for the goose.
MERCUTIO
I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
ROMEO
Nay, good goose, bite not.
MERCUTIO
Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most
sharp sauce.
ROMEO
And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?
MERCUTIO
O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an
inch narrow to an ell broad!
ROMEO
I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added
to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.
MERCUTIO
Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?
now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art
thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:
for this drivelling love is like a great natural,
that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.
ROMEO
Here's goodly gear!
Enter Nurse and PETER
MERCUTIO
A sail, a sail!
BENVOLIO
Two, two; a shirt and a smock.
Nurse
Peter!
PETER
Anon!
Nurse
My fan, Peter.
MERCUTIO
Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
fairer face.
Nurse
God ye good morrow, gentlemen.
MERCUTIO
God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.
Nurse
Is it good den?
MERCUTIO
'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
dial is now upon the prick of noon.
Nurse
Out upon you! what a man are you!
ROMEO
One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
mar.
Nurse
By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
may find the young Romeo?
ROMEO
I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
you have found him than he was when you sought him:
I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.
Nurse
You say well.
MERCUTIO
Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
wisely, wisely.
Nurse
if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
you.
BENVOLIO
She will indite him to some supper.
MERCUTIO
A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!
ROMEO
What hast thou found?
MERCUTIO
No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,
that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.
Sings
An old hare hoar,
And an old hare hoar,
Is very good meat in lent
But a hare that is hoar
Is too much for a score,
When it hoars ere it be spent.
Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
to dinner, thither.
Maybe it's seeing those scenes live, but it's wonderful, funny, and the slasy *!* energy between Romeo and Mercutio is lovely.
ETA: For those of you who'd love to read a twist on this tale, try Tanith Lee's 'Sung in Shadow'. A gorgeous re-telling with many twists and slashy overtones.
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All lame. Blah. Thank gods for fanfic!
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He's the one thing that keeps me from hating that play. Because I'm not a fan of tragedy...
Well, him and the nurse... ;-)
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They're both lovely.
:)
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TYBALT
Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
Gentlemen, good den; a word with one of you.
MERCUTIO
And but one word with one of us? couple it with something; make it a word and a blow.
TYBALT
You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, ans you will give me occasion.
For me, this makes his oncoming death even more sad.
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And yes - lots of slashy potential there, too!
Mercutio is the true tragic figure of this play, in my mind.
Tanith Lee
*sigh* I'll have to find a copy and read it again sometime. Maybe it's time to read another book by her. :-)
Re: Tanith Lee
Over five thousand copies of various Lee books, including 49 copies of 'Sung in Shadow', starting under a dollar-fifty.
*love, love, love that site*
All independant booksellers! So all good.
:)
Re: Tanith Lee
This is the sequel to Silver Metal Lover: Metallic Love. And yes, it's the middle story of a planned trilogy.
Re: Tanith Lee
:)
Thank you!
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Very cool!
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my utter favorite is still puck from 'a midsummer night's dream' though. *drools slightly* *wipes chin*
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I read and re-read R&J in sixth and seventh grade - adored the film version that had Olivia Hussy in it...
Yersss.
And you should read the Tanith Lee version - the Tybalt/Lady Capulet side-story is...decadant.
:)
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*runs away from the RaJ*
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Well, she did kill someone when she was like - eight, and apparently nobody touched her and she had to live in snow-suits all her young life.
So i give her a little break.
:)
I liked her 'cause she was all virginal and shy and didn't let Charles cheat on Fred, even though it was obvious she really, really wanted to.
*bounce*