And now for something completely different...

[tabaqui]

Help!! I'm being held hostage by my girly parts!!

Gah.
Seriously, since about 3 a.m. Tuesday i've had 104 fever and rushing to the bathroom to upchuck and...
TMI.
Yeah, so not fun.
And it's all due to faulty girly parts and i'm SO tired of it.

Hrmmmmm....maybe i should set up a 'remove Tabaqui's girly parts' fund. That would be...different.
:)

Had to got to SKIP 260!! to catch up on my flist. Jayzus.
Now, back to the couch and some more gingerale. This'll all be over by tomorrow.
*glares at girly parts*
So. Lame.

Comments

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear you're feeling poorly luv!! That girly thing sucks sometimes! Wish there was something I could do for you.

I need to email you to ask you a question, but I'll wait till tomorrow. Hopefully you'll be feeling better then.

Huggles and Snogs!

[tabaqui]

Hey.
Thanks.
I'm online right now, so ask away.
Gonna go hit the couch in just a bit.
:)

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Thanks luv, I just emailed you. Feel free to beat me about the head if I'm bugging you!

MWAH!

[tabaqui]

Heh.
Silly thing.

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

You're just so damn sweet! **Smooches!!**

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

The girly part trauma does truly conspire against us females. I am feeling all of those years of easy periods and no PMS these past 3 or so years. And though I always knew that I was lucky in my 20's and early 30's when the whole menstrual thing was not such a big trauma - omg - I really didn't realize what a big trauma it could be. Hoping for a quick passing of it all. And hee - last week I was so hating my girly parts. What the hell? This being female thing shouldn't come with so many caveats, or something like that. *glares at your girly parts, too*

feel better soon, sweets.

[tabaqui]

Thanks, baybee.
:)

I want early menopause!!
Isn't there a pill?
Damnit?

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

So sorry, what a bother, shouldn't happen to anyone, let alone you.

I had all the misery and pain when I was a teenager, and then was on the pill for a long time in my twenties and thirties and somehow got past it; Now I'm teetering on the edge of cronehood and very occassionally get wiped out by an unexpected and painful period.

Hate it. There's a major design flaw somewhere.

Julia, as far as I'm concerned, the human female reproductive cycle is an unanswerable argument against intelligent design

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

hee! I found your post-script to your signature perfect in all respects. Well said.

[tabaqui]

Gods yes, intelligen design my ass.

It's all due to my supposed Endometriosis, which i don't have enough money to have properly diagnosed but from online reading tells me that's probably what i have.

I want a pill for early menopause, please, if i can't get the surgery.
Anything.
*sigh*

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

It does seem like on something designed to last 60 to 100 years one would get a much better warenty than what comes with the human body!

So is the fever due to your normal cycle, or is this a routein event for you? Not fun. You could move to Oregon briefly to get the OHP to help, then move back home. :-) Hell, you could probably do the same thing with moving to canada, but I think they ask you more questions about how long you're staying and stuff like that than Oregon does.

I hope you'll feel better soon!

[tabaqui]

Heeee. Yeah. Guess i should have bought the extended warrenty.

Blah.
It happens about every four months when my stupid whatever it is flares up.
Gah.
Normal periods are just crampy and hormonal, not knock you on the floor miserable.

Hrmmmmm...moving to Oregon sound like a plan.
:)

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

If you'd like, and if it would help any, I could ask my retired midwife (artheritis at 50 is interfering with her baby catching, she know all about those body warrenty problems!) if she'd diagnose or just make helpful suggestions on line. Or my women's health care nurse friend. If you don't already know what's going on. The fever would make me worry, but you're too far outside my range of information.

You could use my address to claim to live in Oregon without moving here, but the health care options are better next county up, and the commute would really be miserable. From your house that is.

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
Yeah, bit of a drive...
Sure, i'll take any sort of informed info at this point. The freakin' ER doctors sure don't have a damn clue.
*sigh*

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

OK, an email is sent. But I'll be talking to her in person in a couple days anyway, too. So I'll see what I can find out. Of course the ER doctors don't know. They didn't generally specialize in girly parts. At least not as part of their formal education.

[tabaqui]

Cool cool.
*hugs you*
Thanks!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Well...uh...

*hugs you and snogs you*

Hope you feel better soon, love:)

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Pssst, Brad. Your gender is showing. :-)

Gosh, and to think I never had a brother to pick on. This is fun. :-)

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeee!!!

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Heh - I know. I mean, I get everything, but I still have no clue what to do in those situations. So, hugs for everyone:)

[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Listen, agree, hug, repete as needed. :-)

[tabaqui]

Heeee.
Hugs, yes, snogs?
Nobody likes puke-breath.
:)
*thanks, bay-bee*

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what I mean. Heh.

[imaginaryimages.livejournal.com]

"Well...uh..."

LOL. Just trust us on this one, having malfunctioning girly parts blows! It bites even when they're NOT malfunctioning.

~signed
been waiting for menopause for years!

[chriself.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor you. I hope that by now you are feeling better. You are not alone, my girly parts give me nothing but grief as well. I think that when you are done with them, they should get taken out. Save me a lot of aggravation and vomiting(at least feeling like I could vomit. I'm vomit-phobic, haven't upchucked for over 15 years)

*puts fancy umbrella in your gingerale*

[tabaqui]

Wheee!
*spins umbrella*

I'm a fan - so to speak - of the upchuck thing. Always makes me feel better, actually. Like - i've gotten rid of something nasty and that's one less thing my body has to deal with.
Still not fun, but better then the nausea.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Can I be part of the fund? I want rid of my girly parts so bad. I was in horrible pain for months last summer, but the insurance company says, "Naaaaaah." I don't know if the pain is less, or if I've just gotten used to it.

((((Hugs)))) I hope you feel better soon.

[tabaqui]

Insurence companies suck.
*kicks them*

I think we need an LJ-wide fund. We get our parts out, and then contribute to others doing the same.
thanks, bay-bee.
:)

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

It could be a "Yank your yucky useless girlee parts" lj.

[tabaqui]

*snerk*

[cleeaz.livejournal.com]

Had my girly parts taken out, much happy now. Thank God!

[tabaqui]

*pout*
*is jealous*
Maybe when i'm rich...

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry to hear you're feeling so awful. I'm worried about a fever that high lasting that long. I hope Cat and the Bebe are making sure you get plenty of fluids!

::hug::

[tabaqui]

They mostly made lots of noise and ran around to the store for ginger ale and whatnot.
Cat DID take Monstrous to school this morning, that's a first!
Yay!
:)
Thanks, bay-bee.

[jstabe.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry that you're feeling poorly. Being a girl sucks horribly sometimes. Hope you're feeling better soon, sweetie.

[tabaqui]

Thanks bay-bee.
I does suck sometimes, doesn't it?
*grump*

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

I've called PBS; they're amassing volunteers to man the phones for your Remove Tabaqui's girly parts fund. Those donating over 100 dollars will receive a Spike luvs Xander pocket-protector and a beautiful lapel pin in the shape of a stake.

Feel better soon!

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeee!!!
YOu so rock. A PBS telethon!!
Awesome.
*smooch*

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

*smooch*

[riani1.livejournal.com]

Ah, our girly parts seem to be synched. Or, as they say in these parts, I also have fallen to the Communists.

I think I'm seeing the first scouting parties of menopause, however, so it's all good. Still feels like my hip joints are trying to disassociate themselves sometimes, but it's been years since I've had cramps that put me on the floor.

A man wrote "I Enjoy Being A Girl," I'm sure of it.

[tabaqui]

Ack!
I wish. Isn't there a pill i can take for early menopause? Something?
This is suspected endometriosis, and of course, i don't have the money for the appropriate tests.
Blah.

Men wrote all KINDS of stupid girl stuff.
The jerks.
You know...some more 'Career would make me feel soooooooo much better....
*smiles innocently*

[riani1.livejournal.com]

You'll take 'Nessuno' and like it, missy!

When I can finally settle on a POV, dammit.

Good health vibes to the lower regions, ick.

[tabaqui]

Heeeee.
Yes m'am!!

Thank you kindly. Much better today.

[eyezrthewindows.livejournal.com]

Ouch. I can totally commiserate with you, babe. Being a girl with evOL girly parts is...well, it's bad. And sucks. Hope you feel better.

[tabaqui]

Thanks,bay-bee.
:)

in lieu of glaring atcher girl parts...

[perfectwhorl.livejournal.com]

...odd pRon, and rambling.

http://yearningvoid.net/insanity/granted.php

By odd i mean darkness where there should be lightness and spangles. An i gotta say i didn't go looking for this, i barely know who they are, but a little knowledge is enough in this case.

By rambling see immediate ramble. And following.

Hope you feel better soon T. I actually thought you sounded tres peculiar the other day - spoke to you a bit on LJ, and was a bit freaked out...every second 'word' was a '<3' hahahaha...realised it must have been the baby bear (breathed a sigh of relief that i hadn't said any bad slashgrrl stuff before i realised but still, the horror of what could have been! eeee...)
*pokes out an eye* .P

Re: in lieu of glaring atcher girl parts...

[perfectwhorl.livejournal.com]

um, i mean i spoke to you on Yahoo...not LJ.

.P

Re: in lieu of glaring atcher girl parts...

[tabaqui]

*snerk*

Re: in lieu of glaring atcher girl parts...

[tabaqui]

Hehe.
She's evol, that bebe.
Thanks, sweetie - i'm feelin' better.
:)

*bounce*