Question for the Flist!

[tabaqui]

Yup, me again. ASKING, again.
:)
Is it needy, greedy, or just annoying?

Heh.
Anyway...

I need a beta. I'm not asking my usual beta 'cause she's a busy person.
What i need is a grammar/punctuation nazi kind of beta. Keeping in mind, of course, the idiosyncrasies of the spoken word and the liberties writers take to be...creative. Heh.
Anyway. It's for my Summer of Spike contribution and i'd need it all done by...the 5th of August. There will be six pieces total, maybe more, i've got three done right now.
So - anyone?
We'll discuss bribes/payments later.
:)